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the slowest in the group by now...also the craziest..I' ve had random

thoughts on how I could get faster during this no-run stint...I've

considered having my butt surgically removed and sewn onto my forehead.

This would take away my counterweight and make me top-front

heavy..virtually falling forward all of the time...my legs would then

have to move faster to keep me from falling on my face/butt and i

definately would be faster...... ...then I remembered i'm the single

guy, and unless i wanted to stay that way forever(hmmmmmm) ...then again

I could constantly wear my bandanna.... .....God help Us...I hope I run

soon!!!!